Jade Goody, the twin I never had

My image managers, not that I need image managers but they play an insignificant role in the lives of with men of my high rank, said I have to say something about Jade Goody. They say we have so much in common. One of them, Andrew I think his name is, muttered that we had both monopolised the media and pretended to have a mandate from the public against all evidence to the contrary. I shall expect a fulsome apology from him once he has recovered from that nasty cut on his forehead.

I do know that Jade Goody, like myself, was frequently and mistakenly accused of being slightly plump.